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    5 Minute Toilet Timer for Poo-Crastinators

      $17.99 
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    I'm sure you know one or two people who just take a little too long to... you know ... do their business. This ingenious sand timer was designed to help those bathroom slowpokes!
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    I'm sure you know one or two people who just take a little too long to...you know...do their business. This ingenious sand timer was designed to help those bathroom slowpokes!

    Simply rotate the timer 360 degrees and place it on a flat surface. The sitting man will proceed to do his business over the course of about 5 minutes, letting you know when it's about time to poop or get off the pot!

    It may look like just another funny gag gift (which it is) but there are also medical benefits to not sitting too long on the toilet. It improves blood circulation and reduces the risk of hemorrhoids. No more sitting waaaay too long playing Candy Crush on your smartphone.

    It makes a great gift for dads everywhere, but anyone is going to at least crack a smile the second they get one of these!

    FEATURES and BENEFITS:
    - For those Who Spend Too Much Time on the Toilet
    - Funniest Gag Gift You'll Ever Give
    - Runs for Approx. 5 Minutes
    - Encourages Better Blood Circulation
    - Reduces Risk of Hemorrhoids
    - Rotate 360 Degrees to Reset Timer
    - Gets You Back To Your Routine
    - Dimensions: 3.5in x 1.25in x 3.5in
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    If youve tried everything else, this little device may be just what you need to convince the sitter in your household to __-__-__-__ or get off the pot!
    GRETA | 4/16/2020 11:00 PM

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    Click to read about our staffEveryone knows at least one person who spends waaaay too much time in the bathroom. With the invention of smartphones, these slowpokes have only gotten worse! But we have a product that will get those Poo-Crastinators motivated.

    Introducing the 5 Minute Toilet Timer!

    This product was actually developed from a successful Kickstarter campaign! Instead of flipping it upside down like a boring old sand timer, the ingenious design resets by rotating the device 360 degrees.

    It counts down for about 5 minutes so you can finish your business and get back to your routine. If you really need more time, you can always reset it for another 5 minutes.

    While it makes a hilarious gag gift for anyone you know that might need one - there are actually serious health benefits to not sitting too long on the toilet. Quicker bathroom trips improves blood circulation and reduces the risk of hemorrhoids. So it's funny AND useful.

    Dad might be taking his sweet time in there, or maybe Mom is busy playing Candy Crush. This little device will mean no more pounding on the door waiting your turn to use the restroom!

    FEATURES and BENEFITS:
    - For those Who Spend Too Much Time on the Toilet
    - Funniest Gag Gift You'll Ever Give
    - Runs for Approx. 5 Minutes
    - Encourages Better Blood Circulation
    - Reduces Risk of Hemorrhoids
    - Rotate 360 Degrees to Reset Timer
    - Gets You Back To Your Routine
    - Dimensions: 3.5in x 1.25in x 3.5in

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    5 Minute Toilet Timer for Poo-Crastinators I'm sure you know one or two people who just take a little too long to... you know ... do their business. This ingenious sand timer was designed to help those bathroom slowpokes!